I know it's been said many times, and in many ways, but South Miami Beach is the Number 1 vacation spot. It's not too big, not too small, close to everything, pricey but worth it. It's a laid-back beach resort town with big-city energy and sophistication. If you want to enjoy a great lasagna dinner on Ocean Drive while sipping mojitos and people-watching, if you want to hit the club scene and/or go shopping, if you want to check out the art deco buildings (like my hotel, the Century, built in 1939), or if you just want to lie on the beach all day, South Beach comes highly recommended.
And consider this:
South Beach is an integrated scene: white, black, spanish, haitian, bahamian, gay, straight, etc. Everyone is welcome here, if you have money to spend. Unlike Cape Cod, which I love but is basically a white person's trip, SoBe is multi-everything. Despite its fame, it really isn't that crowded. My hotel is near the corner of 2nd and Ocean aves, the quiet end of the street. When I want quiet, I have quiet; when I want action, I have action. The people may not be the friendliest in the world, but don't take that personally. Just enjoy the weather, the beach, the scene. Every night, I'd lie in bed at around 2-3 am and listen to South Beach just rumble around me. Every 5 minutes or so, someone would scream out, "MIAMIIIIII!!!!!!!" It's one of the last American playgrounds left, let's preserve it. (Since 1979, the Art Deco District, the official name of the South Beach neighborhood, has been designated a National Historic Landmark, which means that the developers can't tear down those fine old hotels to put up high rises; they have to work with whatever's there.)
If you can, find a place to stay in a quiet neighborhood like I did. That way, you can enjoy Miami without being worn out by it. Last call is tentatively at 4 AM, though some bars stretch it until 5. Go for it!!
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Hey, I'm shocked, I'm bummed, I'm disappointed. After Spygate and everything else that they went through, the Patriots earned the right to go 19-0. But the Giants got it because they earned it.
But the strongest emotion that I feel right now is this: I'll miss this Patriot team.
I'll miss Tom Brady standing in the pocket undaunted, bad ankle and all. I'll miss Wes Welker sneaking underneath and turning a 5-yard pass into a 20-yard gain. I'll miss Ted Bruschi's spirit on and off the field. I'll miss Kevin Faulk always catching the ball on third down and getting the first. I'll miss Rodney Harrison and Junior Seau and Laurence Maroney. And I'll miss Randy Moss catching the ball in a crowd 50 yards downfield and making you go, "How the &*$#@ did he DO that?"
I'll miss the team that redefined excellence in its profession once more, even last night, with that drive that resulted in a 14-10 lead and showed a billion viewers what this team can do on the football field.
Winning the Super Bowl would've been the cherry on the sundae. So what we have here instead is a sundae without a cherry. But it's still a damn good sundae. |
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With the votes being counted in New Hampshire as this goes to press, so to speak, Hillary leads by 4 percentage points in the Democratic primary. This was right after her emotional response to a questioner at a campaign forum last night, after losing the Iowa caucus to Barack Obama and after polls in NH showed Obama with a sizeable lead. Critics pounced on her for being an insincere, blubbering phony who got in over her head once again. In retrospect, it wasn't that bad. She was sad, to be sure, but still dignified. She did not lash out at Obama or her critics. Sadness and tears are part of the life experience, and we all have them every now and then. This was the voice of someone who has put their heart and soul into something (and say what you want about Hillary, but she HAS put her heart and soul into this thing), and it does not necessarily disqualify them from holding the most powerful job on earth.
I mean, she could have pulled a Dennis Green and said, " OK, YOU WANT ME TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT OBAMA? HE WAS WHAT WE THOUGHT HE WAS!!! OK!!! YOU WANT TO CROWN HIS ASS, THEN CROWN HIS ASS!! HE WAS WHAT WE THOUGHT HE WAS!! I LET HIM OFF THE HOOK!!!" Hey, she showed more composure than an NFL coach who will probably end up making more money than her. Give credit where it's due.
On the Republican side, John McCain looks like the winner, with Mitt Romney a distant second. Looks like my man Ron Paul will be lucky to finish 4th. Too bad. He's my favorite candidate in either party. But here he is, having been in the race for about a year and having raised 20 million in the 4th quarter of 2007, leading all the informal polls, and he can't even beat Mike Huckabee, who just joined the race five minutes ago. Still, even if he loses, he will win the future. His message of peace and freedom is coming on strong, even if it's not here yet. At least that's what I keep telling myself.
By the way, whatever happened to Rudy Guiliani? What's he been up to lately?
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So the Red Sox are in the running for the Twins' lefty, Johan Santana, arguably the best pitcher in baseball. That's good. They're also thinking of giving up Jacoby Ellsbury in exchange. That stinks. Trading away a dynamic young centerfielder with speed to burn, a good bat, and who's already proven himself in October for a 29-year old hurler who may have already peaked is NOT a good trade. Ellsbury is not a could-be, not a prospect; he has arrived. I know what Theo Epstein is thinking, " Well, I've got Beckett and Dice-K and Papelbon, but I've also got three 41-year olds on the staff, plus a lot of little kids. I need to balance it out with a middle-aged (in baseball terms) guy." The reality is that the best trade would be Coco Crisp, Jon Lester OR Clay Bucholtz (but not both) and prospects for Santana, with the Sox then giving Santana a contract extension in the $150 million range.
But Ellsbury? That's giving away too much, and it's unnecessary since the Yankees and Angels both withdrew their own offers, leaving the Sox as the only suitors for Santana. If the Twins insist on getting Ellsbury in return, Epstein could offer them Crisp instead, the Twins could protest, followed by Theo saying something like, "OK, and your other options ARE???" Five years ago, I would have said, " Ok, we haven't won a World Series since 1918, give the Twins what they want, we HAVE to make that trade." But now, after two titles in four years, that urgency just isn't there anymore. Let someone else sell the farm for Santana.
By the way, major props to the Detroit Tigers for the Miguel Cabrera-Dontrelle Willis trade. Besides those two, they've now got Edgar Renteria, Sheffield, Bonderman, Leyland, etc, etc. It's an extremely likable team.
Those of you of a certain age will remember this great ad from Miller High Life. Every year, I seem to have a more difficult time getting into the Christmas spirit for some reason, but this commercial always gets me there. I hope it does the same for you! Happy Holidays. |
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Now on YouTube, one of the greatest pieces of satire that I've ever seen: "Hardware Wars", a Star Wars spoof that I remember from watching ON TV back in the late '70's. The ultimate in 1970's cheese. The video was split into two parts by whomever it was that uploaded it, so check out Part 1 and Part 2 here!
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I found an interesting website called the Spirit of Ma'at. On it, there's an article detailing the work of Rothman Technologies, a small Canadian company, in enabling an ordinary combustion engine, just like the one in your car, to run on a mixture of tap water and salt. A cheap metal alloy is thrown into the water, causing the hydrogen to bubble up and feed itself into a tube leading to the engine block. The catalyst in this process, the alloy, is as I said cheap: an engine could run for 4 hours on a strip of alloy costing one-half of one cent Canadian. Besides ending our dependency on Middle East oil, or any oil, it would cause virtually no pollution. Check out the article here. And check out the accompanying video here. Maybe it will work. Let's hope. |
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 Even if you really want all Boston sports teams to just disappear right now, you have to hand it to the New England Patriots tonight. The Indianapolis Colts, led by running back Joseph Addai and QB Peyton Manning, left the Pats gasping for three quarters. They outblocked, outpassed, and even outCOACHED them for 45 minutes. But the last 15 minutes were all Belichick, all Brady, all Moss and all Patriots. Randy Moss (9 catches) tore up the RCA dome, his biggest play being a 55-yard catch in the 4th quarter to set up a Wes Welker TD catch of a Brady pass to narrow the Colts lead to 20-17. After a Colts punt, Brady took over, chalking up his 3rd TD pass of the night on a toss to RB Kevin Faulk coming out of the backfield to give the Pats a 24-20 lead. The Colts then took over, but on a huge 3rd down play, Manning was stripped of the ball, and the Pats Roosevelt Colvin recovered. The Pats then ran out the clock. After that final fumble, Manning sat on the sideline making what ESPN.com's Bill Simmons calls the Peyton Manning Face. Ever come home from a week long vacation only to find that someone stole your VCR? Remember the look on your face? Exactly. That's the Manning Face. For the first time in over 2 years, the Pats beat the Colts. Looks like they may have gotten back inside Mr. Madison Avenue's head again. Till January, in Foxboro. Hopefully. |
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 Say, whatever happened to that Yankee dynasty that I've hearing so much about?? Or how about that Steelers dynasty? They basically won the Super Bowl in 2002, you know. Except that they didn't. This Red Sox championship is about vindication for me. About proving to all those doubters out there (you know who you are) that 2004 was no fluke. That these weren't the Tom Yawkey Red Sox. That that racist Pinky Higgins was not walking through that door. That a certain notion of Yankee greatness died on October 20, 2004 and has not yet been resurrected. That things truly had changed. So much for curses. The Sox are now what we fans always wanted them to be: a winning franchise with people in charge who want to field the best possible team every year. We got our wish. All doubt has been removed. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE 2007 WORLD CHAMPION RED SOX! Now if we can only convice Mike Lowell not to sign with the Yankees. |
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Well, the Red Sox took a 2-0 lead in the World Series last night, outlasting the Colorado Rockies 2-1. This was right after the Sox demolished the Rocks 13-1 in Game One. It's amazing how many different ways this team can beat you. They can beat you with the home run, with the stolen base, they can beat you with the starting pitching, with the closers, with the singles hitting, and they can win by simply giving the ball to Curt Schilling and asking him to think of something. One of the things nowadays that separates the good baseball teams from the great is middle-relief pitching. For Boston, that means Hideki Okajima. Brought to the Red Sox seemingly as just someone for Dice-K to talk to, Okajima is now arguably the best set-up reliever in the American Laegue. Check out these post-season stats: 9 2/3 innings, 5 hits, zero runs, 9 strikeouts, an ERA of, as Dean Wormer would say, zero........point.......zero!! You can't put a price on the ability to come into a game in the sixth inning, say, when your starter has worn out, with two on or with the bases loaded, and bail everybody else out. And he did it superbly last night in relief of Schilling in the 6th. I figured that someone, and it might as well be me, gave Hideki Okajima his due.
Okajima has definitely earned HIS pay for the month.
Oh, and did you see Matt Holliday get picked off from first base in the 8th last night? Not the thing to do when you represent the tying run in the late innings of a World Series game. When that happened, I thought, " You know what? It's not happening for Colorado tonight. It just isn't." Another difference between good teams and great: baserunning skills. Game 3 Saturday night. |
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